What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear. I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes.

What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it's a dad joke, because it was my dad's favorite joke.

The Daddest Jokes of Them All In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor -------------------------------------------- 1.Q Why did dad celebrate his new girlfriend's birthday for only thirty seconds? 1.A Because it was her 32^nd birthday! 2.Q ""Why is leather armor the best?"", asks Dad 2.A Because it's literally made of hide! 3.Q Dad wants to know why he should buy a SmartLamp^tm 3.A Obviously because the other ones aren't as bright! 4.Q Dad's girlfriend: ""I pushed the stool under the sink so you wou…