Yee-haw Emotional extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. ""Just to establish some parameters,"" said the professor to the student from Arkansas, ""What is the opposite of joy?"" ""Sadness,"" said the student. And the opposite of depression?"" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. ""Elation,"" said she. ""And you sir,"" he said to the young man from Texas, ""how about the opposite of woe?"" The Texan replied, ""Sir, I believe that would be …

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

man drives his father casket back to mexico... Man puts the casket in his truck and hauls his father from oklahoma back and gets pulled over in texas. State trooper pulls him over. He asked the man for his license and registration with proof of insurance. Man pulls out his credentials and hands it to the state trooper. Trooper looks at the license. ""Sir your license is expired. And so is your insurance. What do you have in the truck?"" ""A coffin with my father in it."" Trooper says. ""He expir…

Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much