Fifty years in the pen Louis served his thirty in solitary and would have gone crazy had he not made friends with Joe the ant. They hit it off from the start, and to pass the time Louis taught Joe little tricks like rolling over and tumbling. Joe proved to be a talented acrobat and at the end of his training could do handstands, double and triple somersaults, back flips and more. Louis saw that Joe was his future meal ticket and upon release he went to the bar across the street. There he ordered…

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced ""Louis-ville"" or ""Louie-Ville?"" Its pronounced ""Frank-fort.""

Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage.

Three buddies are out on a lake... Three buddies are out on a lake in Canada fishing and drinking away a hot summer day when one falls overboard. The first looks at the second and asks ""Hey Sam, did Louis just fall outta the boat?"" Sam responds ""Geez Bill! Ya, he musta! Should we go see if we can help him?"" ""Soon as we finish our beers, yep."" So the boys finish their beers and put their rods away before jumping over the side and diving down to see if they can find their buddy. After three …