A Russian spy enters the White House in search of intelligence. He had to return home empty handed.#White House0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer#Joe Biden#White House#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin#Obama#White House0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whoever named the White House and the Pentagon also probably named oranges.#White House#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp