Is Google a Boy or a Girl? A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it *never ever* forgets what you said.

Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes

Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.

Can someone tell me what gay means? I've asked google but it won't give me a straight answer