Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes

Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.

Can someone tell me what gay means? I've asked google but it won't give me a straight answer

Why did the monkey win the reading contest? He had the best tail! (My 7yo daughter came up with this one at breakfast by herself, her first full joke! Didn''t see it in a Google search, figured I'd drop it here for fun. We're now discussing ways to improve it... maybe it would be a writing contest or storytelling contest?)