Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.#Dwayne Johnson0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure#Dwayne Johnson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.#Dwayne Johnson#New York0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent.#Dwayne Johnson#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp