The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in …

Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?

Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states.

What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi.