Dodgy Dad joke Little Esmeralda has been sent to buy six eggs and some tomato sauce, so off she goes to the shop up the street. When she gets there she gets the six eggs and a bottle of tomato sauce and gives the man her money. It's a nice day so Esmeralda is skipping along, on her way home with the eggs and tomato sauce in a plastic bag, but just as she nearly gets home the bag breaks, spilling the eggs and tomato sauce and breaking everything on the concrete footpath. Poor little Esmeralda is …

Quasimodo is lying at the steps of Notre Dame His body is broken. Bones splintered. Blood coming out of his nose, ears, eyes, everything. He’s clinging onto life but he finds the power to scream his true love’s name. “Esmeralda!” he shouts. “Esmeralda!!” Hearing his calls she comes running from the very top of Notre Dame cathedral to the spot Quasimodo is lying in. “Oh my gosh, my darling, How can I help you?!” Quasimodo takes a breath, and manages to bring his lips to her ears. “This is n…