The tale of Thanksgiving. It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing a spear as a souvenir, taken from those who'd dare interfere. For we are the ones who domineer this northern hemisphere, and their land is ours to commandeer. So we send buc…