Wine Taster! At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old pilot tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable." "That's correct", said the boss. "Another glass, please…

The second career Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. ""Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome.' ""Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."" ""…

The kids at middle school are studying WWII... ... and little Timmys grandpa, who was a fighter pilot in the war, is invited to class to tell about his experiences. He reminisces: ""Now, the worst situation I was ever in, was probably when I encountered a German air wing all by myself. I had one Fokker above me, one Fokker behind me and one Fokker off to my right, so I..."" The class begins to snicker uncontrollably so teacher steps in. ""Now, class, before you start getting ideas, Fokker was th…

Irish WW2 pilot An old Irish World War II Spitfire pilot and flying ACE, was speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. ""In 1942,"" he says, ""the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember,"" he continues, ""one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared."" There are a few gasps from the parishioners, and several of the children began to giggle. ""I looked up, and realized that two of the Fo…