Free Kittens A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket of furry animals; in her hand was a sign that read: FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall grinning man. ""Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney. What do you have in the basket?"" ""Kittens"", little Suzy said. ""How old are they asked Romney?"" Suzy replied, ""they're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."…

A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess... The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. ""If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day,"" the teacher explains. ""Tommy, what'd you do for recess?"" she asks the first student. ""Well,"" Tommy begins, ""I played in the sand box with Suzy!"" ""Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gol…

Suzy Why did Suzy fall of the swings? Cause she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Gloves Ha Ha just kidding that's mean We actually don't know she hasn't opened it yet.

farmer & the little boy A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. ""Is your dad or mom home?"" said the farmer. ""No, they went to town."" ""How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"" ""No, he went with Mom and Dad."" The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, ""I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."" "…