I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times...

Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b

[royalty free Black Keys-sounding music plays] Anthony Bourdain: There's nothing more rock n roll than eating a famous new york city whopper

Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like