The Secret Service has come up with a new plan for protecting our president-elect. In the event of an armed attack, they will yell ""Donald, duck!""

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!

Did you know the Secret Service is no longer allowed to say ""GET DOWN!"" when the President is getting attacked? Now they're required to say ""Donald

[Donald Trump's election speech] "America, I have only 1 thing to say" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"