Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. ""I'm about to become a Dad!"" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital. He burst into the maternity ward's waiting room where he found his wife, hunched over and crying on one of the seats. A nearby Doctor was next to her, looking forlornly at her. ""H-Honey? What's wrong, what …