Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. ""I'm about to become a Dad!"" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital. He burst into the maternity ward's waiting room where he found his wife, hunched over and crying on one of the seats. A nearby Doctor was next to her, looking forlornly at her. ""H-Honey? What's wrong, what happened?!"" he asked loudly, walking up to her. His wife sniffled, through her weird chicken beak and said ""The B-B-Baby...it was...s-stillborn. It's been th-that way since the Third Trimester..."" with tears in her eyes. The chicken gasped. He didn't know what to say. His beautiful baby. His life as a father. All snatched in an instant. The chicken began crying as well, weeping loudly and holding his wife in his arms tightly. ""Life is such a cruel thing..."" Why did The Chicken cross the road? To see his Baby get to the other side.