A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money because he ran out of it. His mom said ""Sure sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"" ""Uhh oh yeah okay"" responded the kid. So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back her husband asked ""Well how much did you give the b…

My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering "because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed" just gets you sent to HR.

I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated.