So my sister is pregnant with her first child. I'm so happy to finally be a father!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. ""I'm about to become a Dad!"" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital. He burst into the maternity ward's waiting room where he found his wife, hunched over and crying on one of the seats. A nearby Doctor was next to her, looking forlornly at her. ""H-Honey? What's wrong, what …

Cemetery help. My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery. Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity). Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood a…

for all the fathers A guy just had his first child so he sat down and told his father, his father was pleased and said ""OK, its time i give this to you"" he gives him a book with the title 1001 dad jokes. the son said ""i am honored"" and the father said ""hi honored i am dad""