A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving. She looks at him sternly and says ""If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"" 1... 2... 2 and a half... 2 and three quarters... 2 and five sevenths... Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.