A pregnant woman from Washington D.C., gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins: a boy and a girl! Your brother from Maryland came in and named them"" The woman thinks to herself, ""No, not my brother! He's an idiot!"" She asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise."" replied the doctor. ""Wow that…

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

A blonde was visiting Washington DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately she couldn't find it so she asked a police officer for directions ""Excuse me officer how do I get to the Capitol building?"" The officer replied ""Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."" She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same…

A driver was stuck in Washington D.C. in the worst traffic jam he had ever seen... Cars were stretched out for miles ahead of him. As he was sitting there, a young fellow approached his car and knocked on the window. "What's the holdup?", the driver asked. "Well," answered the young fellow, "It seems that a terrorist group is holding the entire U.S. Congress hostage up ahead a few miles. They claim they're going to douse the whole bunch of them with gasoline and start them on fire unless they g…