Bring me a beer before it begins! Dad loves to tell this joke whenever he gets the opportunity: A guy comes home, takes off his coat and make his way to the living room. He turns on the tv and catches a game. He sits on his favorite couch then kick back and relax. He then adress his wife in the kitchen ""Honey! bring me a cold one from the fridge befores it begins !"" And so the wife brings him a beer from the fridge which he prompty drinks. ""Honey! an other cold one befores it begins"", the ma…

My girlfriend and my refrigerator So after a long day at work I come home to an empty house. I proceed to the kitchen where I find a note from my girlfriend. "" this isn't working, I'm sorry but I just can't take it, I'm going yo go live with my mother"" But then I opened the fridge the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell was she talking about?

My roommate's accidental joke My roommate is Indian, so every week his mother would bring him some Indian food. This time we chowed down on chicken curry, but left a good amount of [naan](http://www.culinaryadventuresinthekitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/naan4.jpg) in the fridge. My roommate then said ""I will tell my mother to bring more curry because we've got naan (none)."" After I reminded him of this ""witty"" joke he has made, we all facepalmed.

Notes To The Rural Milkman ""Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."" ""Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk."" ""Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"" ""Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."" ""Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."" ""Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints,…