A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her... When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. She then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. She then asked the students again if the jar was full. …

A teacher assigns her class an essay about the police. One little boy, Johnny, turns in his essay with two words written on his paper: ""They're bastards."" The teacher is so surprised at his response, that she calls Officer Friendly to help with the situation. Officer Friendly decides to pick Johnny up from school and show him around the police station. He shows him the jail cells, the evidence locker, the firing range. He takes him out in the squad car and shows him the sirens, the flashing li…

Random Luck A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. ""What are you going to do with the prize money?"" the officer asks. The man responds, ""I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."" His wife says, ""Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."" The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, ""I knew we wouldn't get far in this stol…

Pink Spaghetti (Extremely Long Joke) A friend told me this joke a couple of weeks ago. A boy is in the bathroom before school starts, washing his hands. He looks to his side and sees a picture of pink spaghetti. Now this confused the boy. The boy ponders at this picture for a long time, so long that the tardy bell rang. The boy, hearing this bell, ran to his classroom, with the image of pink spaghetti still in his mind. When the boy enters the class, he sits down next to his friend. His friend a…