A businessman decides to leave city life behind. He had spent his entire career working late hours at a stressful job for bosses he hated and decides to give it all up. So he buys a large ranch in central Montana and spends his days raising livestock, maintaining fences, engrossing himself in his new setting. For a time he is content, but weeks pass and loneliness begins to settle in. He feels isolated and begins to wonder if he made a mistake leaving the hustle and bustle of city life. But then…

An old couple gets pulled over... An old couple gets pulled over in Oklahoma. The cop says to the man driving, ""License please."" The cop looks at the id and says, ""wow, you're from Montana. I once went there and had the worst piece of ass in Montana."" The wife says ""what'd the officer say honey?"" The husband replied, ""He says he knows you.""

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever