"Yep, I'm going to jail." When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*

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A woman gets pulled over by a state trooper... As the Officer walks up to her window and flips open his little book the lady says: ""I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper ball, aren't you?"" The Officer looks at her with a puzzled look on his face and says: ""but ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."" There was a silence, the officer tipped his hat, turned around, got back in his car, and drove away.

A Jumper On January 9 a group of Pekin IL , bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The Harley leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, ""What are you doing?"" ""I'm going to commit suicide,"" she says. While he didn't want to appear ""sensitive,"" he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... ""Well, before you jump, why don't yo…