God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't

[God making water] "it helps plants" ANGEL: nice "cleans things" A: ok "u die if u don't drink it" A: "& drown if u drink it wrong" A: what

I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.