Bear Jobs - NSFW So you're in the wild, toasting marshmallows with your family and telling ghost stories, and out of nowhere a great, big grizzly bear approaches. I know, your initial instinct will be to give that bear a handjob. DO NOT. Try as hard as you can NOT TO GIVE THAT BEAR A HANDJOB.. Heres why 1. Bears love handjobs. It's their favorite thing. But when a bear receives a handjob, upon reaching beargasm, they will instantly demand another. ""MOAR HANDJOBS,"" they'll roar. It's not like w…

Black Family The mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her young child approaches, grabs a handful of flour, put it on his face and smiling exclaims: look mama, I'm white!!!. The mother turns around, looks at him and slap him with all her strength, the kid looks at her surprised wile the mother says: you are a disgrace!! How there you make jokes about this!?!?Now go and show to your father. The kid goes to the living room where his father is watching TV and says in a half deflated tone: lo…

Extremely suspenseful joke #7845 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to…

A father tucks his 3 year old daughter to bed... He tells her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which we…