Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity.

id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth

Wife: "I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you." Me: "You'll be back."

Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.