A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital.. A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. ""How are you grandpa? he asks. ""Feeling fine,"" says the old man. ""What's the food like?"" ""Terrific, wonderful menus."" ""And the nursing?"" ""Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."" ""What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"" ""No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go…

A young man was interning at a hospital His friend called in to see him but he wasn't around. A passing nurse stopped and asked if she could help the man. ""Yes, I'm looking for my friend, Michael. Is he around?"" ""Can you describe him?"" the nurse asks. After the friend describes him, the nurse replies uneasily. ""Oh yes him. I'm a little nervous about him actually"" ""Oh really, and why is that?"" asks the friend. ""Well, yesterday I told him to give Mr Johnson his medicine. 2 tablets at 1 o'…

A doctor has a regular routine... Of visiting his local pub precisely at 5 o'clock daily. Every day the bartender prepares for his arrival by having his hazelnut daiquiri made and waiting for him. One day, the bartender goes to prepare the drink when he discovers he is all out of hazelnut. He quickly decides to use hickory hoping the doctor would not notice. The doctor comes in at 5 o'clock and taking a seat, draws a sip from the drink waiting for him. He immediately spits it out exclaiming, ""T…

On Monday I said to my boss, ""I have a dentist's appointment this afternoon. Can I leave at 2.30 and make up the time later in the week?"" ""No problem,"" he said. On Friday he pulled me up and said, ""What's this? You've put on your timesheet that you finished at 5 o'clock on Monday."" ... Read more...