What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in …

An Army Ranger was on vacation... ...in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the ""no haggle"" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, ""maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"" The vendor said, ""By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a co…

BLM Makes the Trip to Louisiana to Help Black Folks Displaced by the Flood... That's it, that's the joke. Obviously they wouldn't attempt to help black lives that actually matter. Only thugs with guns.