A young man is sick of living under his parents rules. Every day his dad wakes him up at 7am to help him around the farm. Mom decides what to cook for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Dad scolds him if his room isn't kept tidy. Mom chastises him if he doesn't mind his manners. They must attend church every Sunday at 9am, and lights out is at 10pm sharp every day. One day after dinner, his mother tells him to clean the dishes and he snaps. > Mom, Dad, that's it. I'm sick of you controlling me. I'…

Showgirls at the Army camp Three young showgirls traveled to a remote Army camp to put on several singing and dancing shows. After performing all day, they were quite tired. Sensing that they were hungry and needed to eat, the major asked "Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers? "Well," said one of the girls, "we'd like to eat something first."

What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

Another Pirate joke? Ok, so this three part one which requires a little build up: Ask, "what a pirate's favorite letter?" Usually people get the "Rrrr" Ask, "What's a pirates favorite restaurant?" Wait for a response: "Harrrdees" or "Arrrbys" and lastly, ask "What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?" At this point you should get "the ARrrrrmy" and you reply "No it's the Navy stupid!"