3 men asked me out while I was shoveling out my car. Lesson learned: showering and makeup are optional as long you're grunting.

There was a man who droves train in Bulgaria There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the exec…

There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living.... There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the…

One day, at the zoo... Little Johnny and his mother go to visit the zoo. They visit the Reptile House, Monkey Island, Chimpanzee Forest, and the Avian Habitat. As they're walking toward the exit, they pass the Elephant Sanctuary. Little Johnny points to the elephant and says, ""Mommy, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?"" The mother replies, ""That's the elephant's trunk, dear."" Johnny points again and says, ""No, that OTHER thing!"" The mom's starting to get a little nervous, but…