Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ.

Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing "Candle Under the Spoon".

What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma.

Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.