Do you know why Elton John plays the piano? Because he sucks on the organ

Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ.

Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing "Candle Under the Spoon".

Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.