Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.

Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now.

a kid at school the teacher told the students... ""i will let you out of class early if you get the next questions right""...... first question.. what is the capital of texas..... michael raised his hand and said AUSTIN she let him go.... a few seconds later johnny threw a peice of paper at the teacher and hit her in the face... she got mad and asked WHO THREW THAT johnny said I DID and took off cuz he got the answer right..... feak...