Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.

I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint "Welcome to chicago" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land.

On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?

Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today.