Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today.#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?#Chicago#Jersey#Animals#Food+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.#Chicago#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp