9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself

No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke.

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl Bob and Brett they were a little confused at their present situation and they were startled to see a door in the wall open and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4"" dirty and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard ""Brett you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"" And Brett was whisked through the door by a g…