Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house#Tesco0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco#Tesco#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing...#Tesco0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!#Tesco#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lazy Dad I was shopping in Tesco with my Daughter earlier & she turned around and said ""Your such a lazy bastard dad"" I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley!#Tesco#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp