What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

A young salesman moves to the big city He wants a job with the biggest department store. So he meets with the manager of the store and the manager asks him ""so what makes you think you'd be so good at sales?"" ""Because I am good at figuring out what people might want"" said the young sales boy. The manager decides to give him a shot and tells him to start at 8am the next morning and he'll be by at 5pm to see how he did. The day was long but the boy made it through. At 5pm the boss came to see …

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. At the end of his first day on the job his boss walked up to him and asked, ""How many sales did you make today?"" ""One,"" said the young salesman. ""Only one,"" blurted the boss, ""Most of my staff makes 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"" ""$100,000,"" said the young man. ""How did you manage that?"" asked the flabbergasted boss. ""Well,"" said the salesman ""this man came in and I sold him a small fi…

Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!