Italian honeymoon Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. ""Don't worry, Sophia. Luigi's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."" So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luigi took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, ""Mama, Mama, Luigi's got a big hairy chest."" ""Don't worry, Sophia"", says the mot…