I bought my wife a new puppy for Valentine's Day! She's such a beautiful dog! Unfortunately, I forgot my wife is allergic to dogs... so I have to find her a new home. Can anybody help me out? She's 5'5", 125lbs, and blonde. Free to good home.

Q. What’s the difference between a $20.00 steak and a $55.00 steak? A. Valentine’s Day

What's the difference between you and a Calendar? A Calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a date for Valentine's Day.