An old man wins the lottery. He goes to his synagogue, walks up to his rabbi and says ""I want to donate 10 million dollars to the synagogue on one condition."" the rabbi's eyes start to sparkle and he replies ""Of course sir, whatever you wish we will do."" The old man states ""I want you to erect a statue of Adolf Hitler in your courtyard"" The look in the rabbi's eyes turns to rage as he states ""Why would you want us to commit this travesty to our people?"" the old man shrugs, lifts up his s…

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

An elderly Jewish woman wins the lottery, $30 million after taxes. She goes to her Rabbi to discuss what to do with the money. She first says, "I'd like to spend $10 million on myself and my family." The Rabbi replies, "It would be good to enjoy your winnings, and family is important." She then says she'd like to donate another $10 million to the synagogue and the charity they run, since the synagogue has always been there for her, she'd like to give back. The Rabbi says they could always u…

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