An unemployed biologist was looking for a job... He finally saw an add in a local newspaper for a position at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their only gorilla, which had been a star attraction, had recently been shot (some freak accident with a kid) and it would be sometime before they could replace it. Meanwhile, they needed someone to dress up as a gorilla, or the zoo could shut down. The biologist was quite embarrassed, but, being desperate for money, he accepted the job.…