A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated. All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said, ""I'm going to tell my mommy and daddy what you're teaching us!"" The teacher didn't answer her and asked the class again, ""What part of the body grows 10 times its size when stimulated?"" Little Susie began to turn red in the face and said, ""My parents are going to tell the principal and have you fired!"" Again, the teacher i…

Little Johnny is in English class... And the teacher calls on the class. ""Who can give me an example of a sentence using the word, 'Definitely'?"" Little Susie raises her hand, ""The sky is definitely blue."" ""Very good,"" replies the teacher, ""but when it's nighttime the sky is black, and when it's raining the sky is grey. Anyone else?"" Little Timmy raises his hand,""Grass is definitely green."" ""Very good,"" the teacher again replies, ""But Kentucky has blue grass and grass turns brown as…

Old chemistry groaner. The teacher was giving her class an oral test. First she asked Little Susie: ""What's Al2O3?"" Susie: ""Alumina!"" The teacher said, ""Correct!"", then turned to Little Johnny and asked, ""Johnny, now, can you tell me what's Fe2O3?"" Johnny: ""Uh ... Philomena?""

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…