Warehouse fire (long) There was a warehouse that caught fire. It started as a single alarm fire but quickly grew to a 3 alarm blaze. The owner of the warehouse arrived on scene and quickly realized that the fire department wasn't going to be able to save the building. His biggest concern was the secret formula stored in his office. He approached the chief and said ""Sir, I don't care about the building but you have to save my secret formula! If you do, I will give you $500,000."" The chief thoug…

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. ""Pull the pin like a hand grenade"" he explained ""then depress the trigger to release the foam."" Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted ""Like a hand grenade remember?"" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled th…

One day at university, a fire broke out in a wastebasket in the dean's office. A physicist, a chemist and an actuary ran in to deal with the blaze. The physicist immediately started to calculate how much energy would have to be removed from the fire in order to stop combustion. The chemist worked out which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. Meanwhile, the actuary was setting fire to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What the hell are you doing that for?" as…

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