The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake. After about half an hour, the Norwegians haul up their first fish. The Swedes can hear them cheer from across the lake. Then another one bites, and throughout the day they catch a bunch of fish. The Swedes on the other hand can't even get a nibble. Thenext day the same thing happens, and the Swedes are yet to catch even one …

What did the Australian say when he found out there is a country west of Sweden? Norway

Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

My grandpappy didn't come here from Norway so a black president could let immigrants park their low-riders in front of my liquor store!