An Army Ranger was on vacation... ...in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the ""no haggle"" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, ""maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"" The vendor said, ""By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a co…

During camouflage training in Louisiana a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. ""You simpleton!"" the officer barked. ""Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"" ""Yes sir"" the solder answered apologetically. ""But if I may say so I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lo…

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level he ended up shouting ""I don't give two hoots for your shoes man I'll go and kill my own!"" The shopkeeper replied ""By all means. Just watch out for the two Marines who are doing the same. ""So the Ranger went out into the Bayou and after a while saw two men with spears standin…

Insuring the Army Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This …