Russian history joke, maybe not for everyone but my Soviet studies professor told it in class and I had to share. Josef Stalin, Nikita Khruschev, and Leonid Bresnev are riding together on a train headed towards Communism. Suddenly the train grinds to a halt. The three leaders are annoyed, most of all Stalin, who immediately orders the train's personnel executed. Still, the train does not move. Khruschev stands up and tells Stalin he is wrong and his way is the best way to restart the train.…

"I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy." Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin

[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE

Stalin, Kruschev, and Brezhnev are riding a train when it suddenly grinds to a halt. Stalin says, ""I know what to do. We shoot the conductor, the ticket collector, and ten passengers at random. Then the train will run again."" ""No, I have a better idea,"" says Kruchev. ""We tell everyone on the train that true communism is just around the corner! Then the train will run again."" ""Tovarishi, you're trying too hard,"" Brezhnev cuts in. ""We simply close the curtains, lean back and have a vodka,…