After years of failure, the "scientist" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite.

I just passed a beer truck on the highway. "Wait a minute. I'm named after beer?!!?" -My 6 yr old son, Miller

Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light

3 Women In A Bar A redhead asks the bartender for a ML: Bartender - ""what's a ML?"" redhead - "" Miller Lite - DUH!"" The Brunette asks for a BL: Bartender - ""what's a BL?"" brunette - ""Bud Lite - DUH!"" The Blonde asks for a ""15"" Bartender - ""what's a ""15""?"" Blond - "" Seven and seven - DUH!""