There once was a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy was 8 years old old, almost 9. Jimmy NEVER got in trouble. So one day, he was doing art with his class at school and he broke the purple plate. His teacher said ""Jimmy! You broke the purple plate! Go to the office!"" So Jimmy went to the office, as he was told. When he got there, the principal asked him, ""Hi there little Jimmy! Why are you here??"" Jimmy told him about how he broke the purple plate. The principal said, ""YOU ARE EXPELLED!"" so Jimmy went…

"Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!

If I could really LMAO, I could get into these jeans my mom has saved for me since high school.

The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father.